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martes, 7 de junio de 2011

Partyvan tyme!

U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Mob...Ah, this should be the famous Party Van AV8PIX Christopher Ebdon via FlickrTechEye get this info about how one in four US hackers are in fact FBI grass, turning the security and crack US escena into nuthouse of paranoia and mistrust.

So if you're a hacker, trust no one.
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martes, 31 de mayo de 2011

lunes, 2 de mayo de 2011

Holly cow

A woman wearing a cow Halloween costume.D8 Image via WikipediaAccording to this, a nutty guy walked in 4 feet  into a market in a cow costume, take some milk (26 gallons or 92 bucks, what you prefer) and then he just ran out of the place, too bad that police were around.
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sábado, 26 de marzo de 2011

Be careful about your pranks

An unsuccessful troll named Matthew Wade Douglas Jr. was pwned all the way by The Man in this fashion:

The unsuccessful troll make some calls to the 911claiming that, althought he took  hard sex in a large quantity from his girlfriend, he couldn't relax his tool because of the massive amount of viagra that he do and gave the direction of his XGF.

SUCKER!
The emergency services arrived to the exgirlfriend's home and she obviously didn't have an idea of what happen, but then one of the paramedicals asked for a record of the prank call, she listen it and recognised her not-so-beloved ex's voice.

You can figure it out the rest.
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miércoles, 16 de marzo de 2011

Take this you evil blogger!

The site of the ALC's former headquarters now ...It would be a great idea get the paypal count of this blogger to make some donations and avoid this grim destiny for him  WikipediaDamn guises, this weeks were like hell over here, but at least we have chicken we're not laying on Libya or Japan, so lets began.

According with some friends of mine, this world is even more close to the total destruction since a blogger is guilty because he told the true.

The blogger, named Johnny Northside Hoff, wrote on his blog about guy named Jerry Moore and linked him in a "high-profile mortgage fraud". Due to this post Jerry got fired and then he sued Johnny, a Jury in Hennepin County agree with Jerry and now Johnny owe 35k bucks for lost wages and $25k bucks for emotional distress.  (The Heck...!)


Note that the blogger had evidence of his accusations and could prove his statements, but this Jury was more concerned about the mental health of Jerry.

Guises, this world is running out of luck, specially the States. :/


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domingo, 27 de febrero de 2011

Why the gossip shows?

Perez Hilton at a Mika concert in Los Angeles

To much for guys like this one Image via Wikipedia

Because -according to The Wall Street Journal, February 7, 2011- those who want a license to apply shampoo in Texas need 150 hours of training, with 100 hours in "theory and practice of shampooing," including a study of "neck anatomy." 

Also, in California you will need a year-long training to be a barber, in Alabama a 750-hour schooling standard for a manicurist license and in  Michigan you need 500 practice hours for performing massages.

With regulations like those, you can explain yourself why TMZ.

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lunes, 7 de febrero de 2011

Sniffers dogs usually fail

According to a 2010 Chicago Tribune public-records examination of suburban Chicago traffic-stop drug searches, they found a funny fact: that sniffer dogs are usually wrong; a 56 percent of all positive signals by dogs yielded no contraband and also the 73 percent failure if the driver was Hispanic.

What would intails this? Have dogs a biased and/or opinated way to do their job or it's just that hispanics tend to smell like drugs because of some enviromental reasons?

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lunes, 24 de enero de 2011

Rednecks issues

EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: L-Bow shows co...Hurr Hurr Hurr Image by Getty Images via @daylifeThat's right, pals.

According BayNews9.com at St. Petersburg, Joe Capes and Ronald Richards, denizen of the fancy trailer-park named Safety Harbor, Florida, were fighting each other when the sheriff's deputies arrived to the place and removed Capes for assaulting Richards.

Why this righteous pair were bitterly feuded? Because they're arguing over whether the late country singer Conway Twitty was gay. [
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sábado, 15 de enero de 2011

USA guys, WTF?

Honestly, why you're letting your country burns pointlessly?

Some time ago, I read about this trend: Dumb people are prompter to have babies (and tend to have more) than smart people.

Soon USA will be Latin America and Europe, Eurabia.

LULZ
Enjoy the Pic.





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sábado, 1 de enero de 2011

Frogger IRL, LOL

Frogger 3DA rendition of the accident. Wikipedia
CLEMSON, S.C. – A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game Frogger.
Authorities said the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck at around 9 p.m. Monday.
In the Frogger arcade game, players move frogs through traffic on a busy road and through a hazard-filled river. Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends.
Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled "go" and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.
No charges are expected against the driver. The name of the man who was struck has not been released. He was in stable condition Monday night.
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jueves, 30 de diciembre de 2010

Trapped!

More or less, this is the tape of the tale:
Obvious trap is obvious
Girl met boy, they arrange a weedding, they don't consumated their union because religious issues of him, and then...

A woman in India, Minati Khatua, 26, disappointed extraordinary. After living for a year with her “husband” finally proved his suspicions, the husband that have been married is woman.

Minati and his family feel very cheated by Sitakant Routray, 28 years, women who claimed to be a man and then marry Minati. “He’s very good at taking care of all members of my family, so they all agree he’s married to me,” said Minati as quoted from page Annanova yesterday.

Such as weddings in general in India, claiming Sitakant men get various dowry, including cars, gold jewelry and cash of about 350 pounds.

After marriage, Minati suspicious, because Sitakant always avoid physical contact including related as husband and wife. He always reasoned undergoing religious rituals and vow to not having sex. “I always try and unpack that he was a man, but failed many times,” she said.

One day, Minati determined to uncover the secrets the “husband”, when he was in the shower, Minati forcibly dismantle the bathroom door. “What was feared has been proved, she is a woman,” said Minati.

Interested in this case was immediately reported to the police because they feel cheated. Inspector Jyotimarya Hota confirmed police were dealing with this fraud case.
Too bad gurl, too bad.

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sábado, 4 de diciembre de 2010

The Loneliness of the Panguro Pilipino

BENIGNO AQUINOHe knew it...Meet Benigno Aquino III, this guy is the new president of Philippines and, since he is not married, the most hunted bachellor there, but he has this problem:
he Associated Press
Saturday, December 4, 2010; 7:08 AM


MANILA, Philippines -- The Philippines' bachelor president has appealed for privacy, saying journalists' prying eyes are ruining his love life.
President Benigno Aquino III has been linked to several women since he broke up with girlfriend Shalani Soledad in October. One was his stylist. On Friday, The Philippine Star had a front-page picture of him with a stockbroker said to be his new romantic interest.
The 50-year-old Aquino says he will be spending Christmas without a date because women are scared to go out with him for fear of ending up in the newspaper headlines.
He says it's difficult to woo a woman with the whole nation watching, and joked with reporters that it will "be on your conscience" if another prospective girlfriend stays away.
 TL; DR
Mandatory pic is mandatory




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lunes, 29 de noviembre de 2010

Oh shi...

I found this entry about two differents situation about a same problem and how two goverments deal with it.

Taken from The Daily Mail:

They are both the feckless fathers of a legion of children by many different women.

In Britain, Keith Macdonald is a jobless 25-year-old who has produced up to 15 children by 14 mothers, costing the taxpayer at least £1.5million in benefits.

In America, Howard Veal has fathered 23 children by 14 women, and owes an astonishing $533,000 – that’s £337,000 – in child support payments.

But while their shameless lifestyles may be equally unappealing, there is one thing that separates them.

As Macdonald continues to live an easy, workless life in Britain, his American counterpart is beginning a four-year prison sentence for failing to support his offspring.

In an impassioned outburst unlikely to be heard from a British judge, Veal was told he was an ‘insult to every responsible father who sacrifices to provide for their children’ by Michigan judge Denis Lieber.

Branding 44-year-old Veal a ‘poster child for irresponsibility’, Judge Lieber added: ‘Animals procreate, human beings are supposed to nurture their children. When you create a human being, I think you have a fundamental responsibility to provide for that child with necessities like food, clothing and shelter.’
The judge was so appalled that he far exceeded the sentencing guidelines, which called for Veal, from Muskegon, Michigan, to receive no more than six months in the county jail.

In Britain, Macdonald has eight children with another two on the way, all by different mothers. Since his story emerged last week, however, other women have come forward to claim he has up to 15 children.

He receives incapacity benefit for a bad back of up to £68.95 plus £44 a week for income support. He rarely works and contributes just £5 a week to support each child.

Unlike Veal, he has not been pursued for missing his child support payments. But their cases are very similar in other respects.
Like Macdonald, Veal has barely worked over the years, instead choosing to live largely on benefits. When he had a job for a few months last year, some money was taken from his wage to pay for his children, but it barely made a dent in what he owed.

His jailing followed a guilty plea he made in July to owing Sherri Black, the mother of two of his children, more than $60,000 (£38,000) in child support.
In seven years, Veal had paid just $87.75 (£55) for the two children, now aged 16 and 11.
Like Macdonald, Veal told the court he was contributing money from his unemployment benefit and had never refused to pay.

However, Mitchell Wood, Michigan’s assistant attorney general, had recommended that Veal’s behaviour justified a jail sentence because he was unlikely ever to make substantial inroads into what he owes, especially as there remain 14 outstanding cases against him.

In Britain, parents who refuse to pay can be jailed for up to six weeks, although they can get out as soon as they hand over the money.

The Child Support Agency, which stresses that the measure is a ‘last resort’, says that between November 2008 and October 2009, 800 offenders were given immediate or suspended prison sentences.

The CSA – which does not need to receive a complaint over non-payment to take action – can also confiscate the non-payer’s cars and motorbikes, take away his driving licence and remove money directly from his bank account.

However, the agency has been dogged by complaints about long delays, errors and failing to take action against offenders.

In 2006, the National Audit Office found that the CSA was spending 70p collecting every £1 of child maintenance from absent parents.

A House of Commons report last year warned that the cases of 275,000 parents waiting for child maintenance remain stuck in the CSA’s inadequate computer system.

Next year, responsibility for collecting child support will be transferred to the new Child Maintenance Enforcement Commission.

In the U.S., parents face fines and property confiscation and can even have their passport withheld along with their driving licence.

They can also be jailed for up to six months, although – as in Veal’s case – this is only a guideline.

Critics of the U.S. system say jailing non-payers only adds to the state’s burden. Sherri Black agreed, saying: ‘I’m pleased he’s been jailed but I’d rather have him pay the money. Now my taxes will go to support him in prison.’

Last night Norman Wells, of Family and Youth Concern, said: ‘Whether or not a prison sentence is the most appropriate sanction, there can be little doubt that we are far too complacent about feckless fathers in the UK.

‘We need to send out a clear message that fathers are far more than sperm donors and make them take proper responsibility for the children they have a part in bringing into the world.’

Guess what? He choose you


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sábado, 20 de noviembre de 2010

Burger King being Burger King

A close up shot of the Buck Double, a cheesebu...Yummy WikipediaWhat do you expect from a fast food parlor? More or less this:


Sacramento, Nov 18 (THAINDIAN NEWS) A man was stunned to the core when he had a “F*** you” instead of the usual “Thank you” on his Burger King. The degrading words did appear twice on the bill and the man, Francisco Perez expressed his disgust for those words.
Mandatory
Perez went to the Sacramento drive thru for the cheeseburger and ended up spending some $9.22 on food and drinks at the eatery. He realized that something was wrong when he saw the words “F*** you’ at where the customer number should have been. Perez revealed later that he was embarrassed by the whole episode and claimed that he did nothing to provoke the workers at the place.
A rep of Burger King called Perez on late Wednesday and offered him vouchers for free food at their various restaurants. Perez however indicated that he refused the gesture. He indicated that he might not eat at the Burger King again and was considering taking legal action against the restaurant for the humiliation. He did not indicate if the company acknowledged responsibility for the incident. It seems the company believes that the incident was caused by group of employees.
Burger King has dismissed several of its staff for the incident.
Enjoy teh whopper, faggits X)
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viernes, 19 de noviembre de 2010

People failing at life

Check this out: A man among the men named Brian Eno Henio did this lulzy thing:

Why me?
The Associated Press
Tuesday, November 9, 2010; 5:37 PM


PHOENIX -- An Arizona man accused of hurling oranges at parked planes was caught red-handed after police found him in an orange grove smelling of spray paint.
The Arizona Republic says Brian Henio was booked on suspicion of possession of a vapor releasing substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and trespassing.
Police say officers responding to a disturbance call at Falcon Field municipal airport in Mesa found the 33-year-old man in the grove next to the airport, holding a green jug to his lips.
Officers say they recognized the smell of spray paint and noticed paint on Henio's upper lip.
Because...
Police say Henio admitted to sniffing spray paint. He also admitted to throwing oranges at the planes, and said he didn't know why it was a big deal.
Mesa is one of the cities that make up the metropolitan Phoenix area.
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Information from: The Arizona Republic,http://www.azcentral.com
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viernes, 12 de noviembre de 2010

Finishing your pain right to the root

Not anymore my friend :(
According to the newspaper To Vima (The Tribune) a month ago The Greece's largest health insurance provider announced, in a letter to a diabetes foundation, that they would no longer pay for the special footwear that diabetics need for reducing pain, but they suggested that they would pay instead for amputation, which is less expensive.
That was fucking generous of them.
The decision, which the foundation said is not supported by the international scientific literature, was published in the prominent Athens aforementioned newspaper and reported by the U.S. news site DailyCaller.com. the October 11 of this Year of the Lord 2010.
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jueves, 11 de noviembre de 2010

I gunna sold ya mah baybee

HOLLY HILL, FL - MAY 22:  Mary Jenkins mops up...Funny Shit BroAccording to Reuters, and I quote:
MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida woman was charged with trying to sell her infant son in order to pay for a new car, police said Tuesday.
The baby's grandmother brokered the deal and initially demanded $75,000 but agreed to cut the price to $30,000 when told the prospective buyer could not get a bank loan, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) said.
The mother of the eight-week-old boy, Stephanie Bigbee Fleming, 22, of Bradenton, Florida, was to receive $9,000 of the proceeds, the FDLE said.
"Fleming planned to purchase a new vehicle from the money received," an FDLE spokeswoman said.
Fleming also needed money to pay court costs for an unrelated probation violation, the arrest documents said.
Fleming was arrested Tuesday. The grandmother, Patty Bigbee, 45, was arrested last week with her boyfriend Lawrence Works, 42, both of Holly Hill, Florida. All three were charged with the illegal sale of a child, and Bigbee was also charged with communications fraud, the department said.
The arrest report said Bigbee offered to sell the baby to a female relative in October, explaining she had been caring for her grandchild but "was not mother material."
Herpa Derpa
The relative alerted police and worked with them during the negotiations. Bigbee and Works were arrested when they collected a $30,000 cashier's check and handed over the baby to an undercover agent in a Daytona Beach parking lot, police said.
The baby remains in state custody.

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