
So if you're a hacker, trust no one.
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Because -according to The Wall Street Journal, February 7, 2011- those who want a license to apply shampoo in Texas need 150 hours of training, with 100 hours in "theory and practice of shampooing," including a study of "neck anatomy."
Also, in California you will need a year-long training to be a barber, in Alabama a 750-hour schooling standard for a manicurist license and in Michigan you need 500 practice hours for performing massages.
With regulations like those, you can explain yourself why TMZ.
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CLEMSON, S.C. – A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game Frogger.
Authorities said the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck at around 9 p.m. Monday.
In the Frogger arcade game, players move frogs through traffic on a busy road and through a hazard-filled river. Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends.
Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled "go" and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.
No charges are expected against the driver. The name of the man who was struck has not been released. He was in stable condition Monday night.
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A woman in India, Minati Khatua, 26, disappointed extraordinary. After living for a year with her “husband” finally proved his suspicions, the husband that have been married is woman.Too bad gurl, too bad.
Minati and his family feel very cheated by Sitakant Routray, 28 years, women who claimed to be a man and then marry Minati. “He’s very good at taking care of all members of my family, so they all agree he’s married to me,” said Minati as quoted from page Annanova yesterday.
Such as weddings in general in India, claiming Sitakant men get various dowry, including cars, gold jewelry and cash of about 350 pounds.
After marriage, Minati suspicious, because Sitakant always avoid physical contact including related as husband and wife. He always reasoned undergoing religious rituals and vow to not having sex. “I always try and unpack that he was a man, but failed many times,” she said.
One day, Minati determined to uncover the secrets the “husband”, when he was in the shower, Minati forcibly dismantle the bathroom door. “What was feared has been proved, she is a woman,” said Minati.
Interested in this case was immediately reported to the police because they feel cheated. Inspector Jyotimarya Hota confirmed police were dealing with this fraud case.
he Associated PressTL; DR
Saturday, December 4, 2010; 7:08 AM
MANILA, Philippines -- The Philippines' bachelor president has appealed for privacy, saying journalists' prying eyes are ruining his love life.
President Benigno Aquino III has been linked to several women since he broke up with girlfriend Shalani Soledad in October. One was his stylist. On Friday, The Philippine Star had a front-page picture of him with a stockbroker said to be his new romantic interest.
The 50-year-old Aquino says he will be spending Christmas without a date because women are scared to go out with him for fear of ending up in the newspaper headlines.
He says it's difficult to woo a woman with the whole nation watching, and joked with reporters that it will "be on your conscience" if another prospective girlfriend stays away.
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They are both the feckless fathers of a legion of children by many different women.
In Britain, Keith Macdonald is a jobless 25-year-old who has produced up to 15 children by 14 mothers, costing the taxpayer at least £1.5million in benefits.
In America, Howard Veal has fathered 23 children by 14 women, and owes an astonishing $533,000 – that’s £337,000 – in child support payments.
But while their shameless lifestyles may be equally unappealing, there is one thing that separates them.
As Macdonald continues to live an easy, workless life in Britain, his American counterpart is beginning a four-year prison sentence for failing to support his offspring.
In an impassioned outburst unlikely to be heard from a British judge, Veal was told he was an ‘insult to every responsible father who sacrifices to provide for their children’ by Michigan judge Denis Lieber.
Branding 44-year-old Veal a ‘poster child for irresponsibility’, Judge Lieber added: ‘Animals procreate, human beings are supposed to nurture their children. When you create a human being, I think you have a fundamental responsibility to provide for that child with necessities like food, clothing and shelter.’
The judge was so appalled that he far exceeded the sentencing guidelines, which called for Veal, from Muskegon, Michigan, to receive no more than six months in the county jail.
In Britain, Macdonald has eight children with another two on the way, all by different mothers. Since his story emerged last week, however, other women have come forward to claim he has up to 15 children.
He receives incapacity benefit for a bad back of up to £68.95 plus £44 a week for income support. He rarely works and contributes just £5 a week to support each child.
Unlike Veal, he has not been pursued for missing his child support payments. But their cases are very similar in other respects.
Like Macdonald, Veal has barely worked over the years, instead choosing to live largely on benefits. When he had a job for a few months last year, some money was taken from his wage to pay for his children, but it barely made a dent in what he owed.
His jailing followed a guilty plea he made in July to owing Sherri Black, the mother of two of his children, more than $60,000 (£38,000) in child support.
In seven years, Veal had paid just $87.75 (£55) for the two children, now aged 16 and 11.
Like Macdonald, Veal told the court he was contributing money from his unemployment benefit and had never refused to pay.
However, Mitchell Wood, Michigan’s assistant attorney general, had recommended that Veal’s behaviour justified a jail sentence because he was unlikely ever to make substantial inroads into what he owes, especially as there remain 14 outstanding cases against him.
In Britain, parents who refuse to pay can be jailed for up to six weeks, although they can get out as soon as they hand over the money.
The Child Support Agency, which stresses that the measure is a ‘last resort’, says that between November 2008 and October 2009, 800 offenders were given immediate or suspended prison sentences.
The CSA – which does not need to receive a complaint over non-payment to take action – can also confiscate the non-payer’s cars and motorbikes, take away his driving licence and remove money directly from his bank account.
However, the agency has been dogged by complaints about long delays, errors and failing to take action against offenders.
In 2006, the National Audit Office found that the CSA was spending 70p collecting every £1 of child maintenance from absent parents.
A House of Commons report last year warned that the cases of 275,000 parents waiting for child maintenance remain stuck in the CSA’s inadequate computer system.
Next year, responsibility for collecting child support will be transferred to the new Child Maintenance Enforcement Commission.
In the U.S., parents face fines and property confiscation and can even have their passport withheld along with their driving licence.
They can also be jailed for up to six months, although – as in Veal’s case – this is only a guideline.
Critics of the U.S. system say jailing non-payers only adds to the state’s burden. Sherri Black agreed, saying: ‘I’m pleased he’s been jailed but I’d rather have him pay the money. Now my taxes will go to support him in prison.’
Last night Norman Wells, of Family and Youth Concern, said: ‘Whether or not a prison sentence is the most appropriate sanction, there can be little doubt that we are far too complacent about feckless fathers in the UK.
‘We need to send out a clear message that fathers are far more than sperm donors and make them take proper responsibility for the children they have a part in bringing into the world.’
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Sacramento, Nov 18 (THAINDIAN NEWS) A man was stunned to the core when he had a “F*** you” instead of the usual “Thank you” on his Burger King. The degrading words did appear twice on the bill and the man, Francisco Perez expressed his disgust for those words.
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Perez went to the Sacramento drive thru for the cheeseburger and ended up spending some $9.22 on food and drinks at the eatery. He realized that something was wrong when he saw the words “F*** you’ at where the customer number should have been. Perez revealed later that he was embarrassed by the whole episode and claimed that he did nothing to provoke the workers at the place.
A rep of Burger King called Perez on late Wednesday and offered him vouchers for free food at their various restaurants. Perez however indicated that he refused the gesture. He indicated that he might not eat at the Burger King again and was considering taking legal action against the restaurant for the humiliation. He did not indicate if the company acknowledged responsibility for the incident. It seems the company believes that the incident was caused by group of employees.
Burger King has dismissed several of its staff for the incident.Enjoy teh whopper, faggits X)
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Not anymore my friend :( |
MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida woman was charged with trying to sell her infant son in order to pay for a new car, police said Tuesday.
The baby's grandmother brokered the deal and initially demanded $75,000 but agreed to cut the price to $30,000 when told the prospective buyer could not get a bank loan, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) said.The mother of the eight-week-old boy, Stephanie Bigbee Fleming, 22, of Bradenton, Florida, was to receive $9,000 of the proceeds, the FDLE said.
"Fleming planned to purchase a new vehicle from the money received," an FDLE spokeswoman said.
Fleming also needed money to pay court costs for an unrelated probation violation, the arrest documents said.
Fleming was arrested Tuesday. The grandmother, Patty Bigbee, 45, was arrested last week with her boyfriend Lawrence Works, 42, both of Holly Hill, Florida. All three were charged with the illegal sale of a child, and Bigbee was also charged with communications fraud, the department said.
The arrest report said Bigbee offered to sell the baby to a female relative in October, explaining she had been caring for her grandchild but "was not mother material."
The relative alerted police and worked with them during the negotiations. Bigbee and Works were arrested when they collected a $30,000 cashier's check and handed over the baby to an undercover agent in a Daytona Beach parking lot, police said.
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The baby remains in state custody.
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