jueves, 10 de noviembre de 2011

The late husband said he’ll be back

The Walking Dead on San Diego

Looks like don Lucio will have a BBQ on his place. Image by {El Gris} via Flickr

At least don Lucio Yacue said that to his wife, doña Alba señora de Yacue, when he died at the tender age of 61, doña Alba then prepared everything for his come back didn’t bury him, she just told to a local funeral parlor that she wanted a very private burial ceremony at her garden, but already she only wrapped the corpse with some bed sheets and sat down waiting for the arrival of her husband.

But he does not come back, the decaying body of don Lucio start to expel a sweet odor, the whole block storm into a complaining mass on it, some people of the government arrived to the Yacue home and the rest is history.

The drama happen at the small town of La Umbría, Colombia.   

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viernes, 23 de septiembre de 2011

In Russia lolis rape you

There are some... interesting night clubs for kids at Russia.


Oh yeah, that's true, there isn't any trick here.
Sure!

Summarizing:

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domingo, 17 de julio de 2011

Do you know her?

Then tell her that her camera its ok.
Thnx for be nice. :)

She loss her camera aparently during her vacations, but someone find it and create a Facebook give it her back.

Oh, hai.
BTW, the FB group is here.
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martes, 28 de junio de 2011

Lego bricks were sh…

Some fuckers at Legoland1 decided to have some lulz on Monday morning by playing a prank on the amusement park's general manager.

Those MF replaced the Volvo of his boss with brick version of his car using around more than 200k Lego bricks.

The prank was so awesome that their boss forgiven them and even there are some people who believes that this prank was in fact some kind of Guerrilla MKT fad. Very plausible, ¿can you think that these guys just thought: “Monday morning, first to do: Make a Volvo XC90 with Lego bricks”?

Anyway, the car is a masterpiece.

1 Not confuse with Legolas.

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martes, 7 de junio de 2011

Partyvan tyme!

U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Mob...Ah, this should be the famous Party Van AV8PIX Christopher Ebdon via FlickrTechEye get this info about how one in four US hackers are in fact FBI grass, turning the security and crack US escena into nuthouse of paranoia and mistrust.

So if you're a hacker, trust no one.
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Racism, anti-semitism, fascism, and The Smurfs

Boing BoingImage by peterkellystudios via FlickrRacism, anti-semitism, fascism, and The Smurfs - Boing Boing: From the creators of How to Read Donald Duck.
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The Rape Stove

The kitchen never was so hot, mwahahahaha.

martes, 31 de mayo de 2011

lunes, 2 de mayo de 2011

Holly cow

A woman wearing a cow Halloween costume.D8 Image via WikipediaAccording to this, a nutty guy walked in 4 feet  into a market in a cow costume, take some milk (26 gallons or 92 bucks, what you prefer) and then he just ran out of the place, too bad that police were around.
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jueves, 21 de abril de 2011

Sweet Puzzy Killyah

Bikini girls on Ipanema BeachImage by Smath. via FlickrIn Brazil, at the town of Sao José do Rio Preto, a denizen was about to dying like a total n00b since his girlfriend, insteat to told him "It's not about you, it's about me", she though that could be funnier kill him in an original fashion:

1.- She put poison into her privates.
2.- She invited her boyfriend to her home.
3.- She said: "Eat me fothermucker"
4.- ????
5.- Free at last!!!

But this guy noted the unnatural smell expeled from the Y and rapidly go to a doctor, zeh doctor washed his stomach and Police arrived to the home of the girl to ask some questions.

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sábado, 26 de marzo de 2011

Be careful about your pranks

An unsuccessful troll named Matthew Wade Douglas Jr. was pwned all the way by The Man in this fashion:

The unsuccessful troll make some calls to the 911claiming that, althought he took  hard sex in a large quantity from his girlfriend, he couldn't relax his tool because of the massive amount of viagra that he do and gave the direction of his XGF.

SUCKER!
The emergency services arrived to the exgirlfriend's home and she obviously didn't have an idea of what happen, but then one of the paramedicals asked for a record of the prank call, she listen it and recognised her not-so-beloved ex's voice.

You can figure it out the rest.
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viernes, 25 de marzo de 2011

This explain a lot of things

Pivo PazolstaУра Товарищ! Image by LostBob Photos via FlickrI stole it shamelessly from Teh Daily Telegraph, and I quote:
Beer to be classified as alcohol for first time in Russia.
Since this spring has arrived in a very warm fashion, I fell some envy of the russians because... man, can you imagine a massive country where beer is was a special sort of beverage just like colas, teas and cool coffees?  

The whole articule is over here >>.
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miércoles, 16 de marzo de 2011

Take this you evil blogger!

The site of the ALC's former headquarters now ...It would be a great idea get the paypal count of this blogger to make some donations and avoid this grim destiny for him  WikipediaDamn guises, this weeks were like hell over here, but at least we have chicken we're not laying on Libya or Japan, so lets began.

According with some friends of mine, this world is even more close to the total destruction since a blogger is guilty because he told the true.

The blogger, named Johnny Northside Hoff, wrote on his blog about guy named Jerry Moore and linked him in a "high-profile mortgage fraud". Due to this post Jerry got fired and then he sued Johnny, a Jury in Hennepin County agree with Jerry and now Johnny owe 35k bucks for lost wages and $25k bucks for emotional distress.  (The Heck...!)


Note that the blogger had evidence of his accusations and could prove his statements, but this Jury was more concerned about the mental health of Jerry.

Guises, this world is running out of luck, specially the States. :/


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domingo, 27 de febrero de 2011

Why the gossip shows?

Perez Hilton at a Mika concert in Los Angeles

To much for guys like this one Image via Wikipedia

Because -according to The Wall Street Journal, February 7, 2011- those who want a license to apply shampoo in Texas need 150 hours of training, with 100 hours in "theory and practice of shampooing," including a study of "neck anatomy." 

Also, in California you will need a year-long training to be a barber, in Alabama a 750-hour schooling standard for a manicurist license and in  Michigan you need 500 practice hours for performing massages.

With regulations like those, you can explain yourself why TMZ.

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lunes, 7 de febrero de 2011

Sniffers dogs usually fail

According to a 2010 Chicago Tribune public-records examination of suburban Chicago traffic-stop drug searches, they found a funny fact: that sniffer dogs are usually wrong; a 56 percent of all positive signals by dogs yielded no contraband and also the 73 percent failure if the driver was Hispanic.

What would intails this? Have dogs a biased and/or opinated way to do their job or it's just that hispanics tend to smell like drugs because of some enviromental reasons?

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miércoles, 2 de febrero de 2011

sábado, 29 de enero de 2011

Nothing to add

Why should I?

(New York, NY)  --  The founder of WikiLeaks says he enjoys seeing banks on edge, thinking they may be the next targets of his website.
  
In an interview on CBS TV's "60 Minutes," Julian Assange says, quote, "I think its great. We have all these banks squirming, thinking maybe it's them."  CBS released a partial transcipt ahead of Sunday's broadcast of the interview.
 
Assange has published U.S. diplomatic and military secrets. He told "60 Minutes" that he expects U.S. retaliation but that the American government is incapable of taking down his website.
  
Assange talked with "60 Minutes" reporter Steve Kroft who spent two days with him on the grounds of the private residence in England where he is under house arrest.
  
Assange is trying to block attempts to extradite him to Sweden to answer allegations of sexual assault.
  
(Copyright 2011 by VERTEXNews/Newsroom Solutions)



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martes, 25 de enero de 2011

Super Mobile City Åndalsnes

According to this, a construction firm named Jagnefält Milton plans to move a whole city –Åndalsnes- to another place because they denizens have a very nasty winter.
This project didn’t win the contest about what to do with Åndalsnes, but amazed its people (population: around 2 200 inhabitants). The plan consist in houses being moved on railways to a less vulnerable place, nice for them.
The idea in a nutshell
The idea in a nutshell.

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lunes, 24 de enero de 2011

Rednecks issues

EAST DUBLIN, GEORGIA - JULY 11: L-Bow shows co...Hurr Hurr Hurr Image by Getty Images via @daylifeThat's right, pals.

According BayNews9.com at St. Petersburg, Joe Capes and Ronald Richards, denizen of the fancy trailer-park named Safety Harbor, Florida, were fighting each other when the sheriff's deputies arrived to the place and removed Capes for assaulting Richards.

Why this righteous pair were bitterly feuded? Because they're arguing over whether the late country singer Conway Twitty was gay. [
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jueves, 20 de enero de 2011

Fail through the win

No caption needed
As you probably know it, Australia suffers the worst floods in XX years, yeah? Well a couple –both 19 years old- was in trouble when the Yarra River (this is Victoria, close to Melbourne) rolls on them. In their hazardous situation they used a blow-up doll that, how great is God, they had on hand as a flotation device.
They were rescued.
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sábado, 15 de enero de 2011

USA guys, WTF?

Honestly, why you're letting your country burns pointlessly?

Some time ago, I read about this trend: Dumb people are prompter to have babies (and tend to have more) than smart people.

Soon USA will be Latin America and Europe, Eurabia.

LULZ
Enjoy the Pic.





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viernes, 14 de enero de 2011

Gesundheit!

7,92mm Mauser Bullet, scaledNeed a handker? Image via WikipediaAccording to the UK Independent, Donnie Darco Sangermano, 28, was accidentally shot during a New Year's Eve party in Naples as he celebrated with his girlfriend. The bullet entered his head through his temple, breaking the temporal bone and passing behind his eye, before coming to rest in his nose.While waiting to see a doctor, the bullet popped out of his right nostril.

Doctors operated on Mr. Sangermano's nose to remove bone fragments and stitched his wounds. He is also to undergo surgery on his eye to repair a damaged retina.

"This is a very strange case and the first of its kind that I am aware of, certainly in Italy," Professor Sid Berrone, who saw Mr Sangermano, told the newspaper.

"He was a very lucky man. He could easily have been killed."

While this is, indeed, a New Year's Miracle, let's not get all cavalier about guns.

Especially since the sales of the Glock 19, the gun Loughner is said to have used, have been skyrocketing.

Anyway, Donnie is pretty cool guy, eh sneezes bullet and doesn't afraid of anything.


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