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Because -according to The Wall Street Journal, February 7, 2011- those who want a license to apply shampoo in Texas need 150 hours of training, with 100 hours in "theory and practice of shampooing," including a study of "neck anatomy."
Also, in California you will need a year-long training to be a barber, in Alabama a 750-hour schooling standard for a manicurist license and in Michigan you need 500 practice hours for performing massages.
With regulations like those, you can explain yourself why TMZ.