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jueves, 10 de noviembre de 2011

The late husband said he’ll be back

The Walking Dead on San Diego

Looks like don Lucio will have a BBQ on his place. Image by {El Gris} via Flickr

At least don Lucio Yacue said that to his wife, doña Alba señora de Yacue, when he died at the tender age of 61, doña Alba then prepared everything for his come back didn’t bury him, she just told to a local funeral parlor that she wanted a very private burial ceremony at her garden, but already she only wrapped the corpse with some bed sheets and sat down waiting for the arrival of her husband.

But he does not come back, the decaying body of don Lucio start to expel a sweet odor, the whole block storm into a complaining mass on it, some people of the government arrived to the Yacue home and the rest is history.

The drama happen at the small town of La Umbría, Colombia.   

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viernes, 23 de septiembre de 2011

In Russia lolis rape you

There are some... interesting night clubs for kids at Russia.


Oh yeah, that's true, there isn't any trick here.
Sure!

Summarizing:

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martes, 7 de junio de 2011

Partyvan tyme!

U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Mob...Ah, this should be the famous Party Van AV8PIX Christopher Ebdon via FlickrTechEye get this info about how one in four US hackers are in fact FBI grass, turning the security and crack US escena into nuthouse of paranoia and mistrust.

So if you're a hacker, trust no one.
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Racism, anti-semitism, fascism, and The Smurfs

Boing BoingImage by peterkellystudios via FlickrRacism, anti-semitism, fascism, and The Smurfs - Boing Boing: From the creators of How to Read Donald Duck.
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The Rape Stove

The kitchen never was so hot, mwahahahaha.

martes, 31 de mayo de 2011

lunes, 2 de mayo de 2011

Holly cow

A woman wearing a cow Halloween costume.D8 Image via WikipediaAccording to this, a nutty guy walked in 4 feet  into a market in a cow costume, take some milk (26 gallons or 92 bucks, what you prefer) and then he just ran out of the place, too bad that police were around.
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viernes, 25 de marzo de 2011

This explain a lot of things

Pivo PazolstaУра Товарищ! Image by LostBob Photos via FlickrI stole it shamelessly from Teh Daily Telegraph, and I quote:
Beer to be classified as alcohol for first time in Russia.
Since this spring has arrived in a very warm fashion, I fell some envy of the russians because... man, can you imagine a massive country where beer is was a special sort of beverage just like colas, teas and cool coffees?  

The whole articule is over here >>.
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miércoles, 16 de marzo de 2011

Take this you evil blogger!

The site of the ALC's former headquarters now ...It would be a great idea get the paypal count of this blogger to make some donations and avoid this grim destiny for him  WikipediaDamn guises, this weeks were like hell over here, but at least we have chicken we're not laying on Libya or Japan, so lets began.

According with some friends of mine, this world is even more close to the total destruction since a blogger is guilty because he told the true.

The blogger, named Johnny Northside Hoff, wrote on his blog about guy named Jerry Moore and linked him in a "high-profile mortgage fraud". Due to this post Jerry got fired and then he sued Johnny, a Jury in Hennepin County agree with Jerry and now Johnny owe 35k bucks for lost wages and $25k bucks for emotional distress.  (The Heck...!)


Note that the blogger had evidence of his accusations and could prove his statements, but this Jury was more concerned about the mental health of Jerry.

Guises, this world is running out of luck, specially the States. :/


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domingo, 27 de febrero de 2011

Why the gossip shows?

Perez Hilton at a Mika concert in Los Angeles

To much for guys like this one Image via Wikipedia

Because -according to The Wall Street Journal, February 7, 2011- those who want a license to apply shampoo in Texas need 150 hours of training, with 100 hours in "theory and practice of shampooing," including a study of "neck anatomy." 

Also, in California you will need a year-long training to be a barber, in Alabama a 750-hour schooling standard for a manicurist license and in  Michigan you need 500 practice hours for performing massages.

With regulations like those, you can explain yourself why TMZ.

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martes, 25 de enero de 2011

Super Mobile City Åndalsnes

According to this, a construction firm named Jagnefält Milton plans to move a whole city –Åndalsnes- to another place because they denizens have a very nasty winter.
This project didn’t win the contest about what to do with Åndalsnes, but amazed its people (population: around 2 200 inhabitants). The plan consist in houses being moved on railways to a less vulnerable place, nice for them.
The idea in a nutshell
The idea in a nutshell.

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sábado, 15 de enero de 2011

USA guys, WTF?

Honestly, why you're letting your country burns pointlessly?

Some time ago, I read about this trend: Dumb people are prompter to have babies (and tend to have more) than smart people.

Soon USA will be Latin America and Europe, Eurabia.

LULZ
Enjoy the Pic.





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viernes, 14 de enero de 2011

Gesundheit!

7,92mm Mauser Bullet, scaledNeed a handker? Image via WikipediaAccording to the UK Independent, Donnie Darco Sangermano, 28, was accidentally shot during a New Year's Eve party in Naples as he celebrated with his girlfriend. The bullet entered his head through his temple, breaking the temporal bone and passing behind his eye, before coming to rest in his nose.While waiting to see a doctor, the bullet popped out of his right nostril.

Doctors operated on Mr. Sangermano's nose to remove bone fragments and stitched his wounds. He is also to undergo surgery on his eye to repair a damaged retina.

"This is a very strange case and the first of its kind that I am aware of, certainly in Italy," Professor Sid Berrone, who saw Mr Sangermano, told the newspaper.

"He was a very lucky man. He could easily have been killed."

While this is, indeed, a New Year's Miracle, let's not get all cavalier about guns.

Especially since the sales of the Glock 19, the gun Loughner is said to have used, have been skyrocketing.

Anyway, Donnie is pretty cool guy, eh sneezes bullet and doesn't afraid of anything.


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martes, 4 de enero de 2011

Two posts in a day?

When we have the Darwins Awards and this new... why not?

(CBS/AP) What a quack!

A Pennsylvania woman who claims Donald Duck groped her at Disney's Epcot theme park can have her day in court, a federal judge has ruled.

April Magolon, 27, claims that the character grabbed her breast as she held her child at the Walt Disney World park. Then the wacky duck had the gall to joke about it, she says.

Magalon says the encounter caused post-traumatic stress in the form of nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries.

Court documents show that the mother also charged that there is a history of fondling complaints against Disney park workers, saying that the giant entertainment company has "condoned" their actions.

Her suit was filed in Pennsylvania, where Disney attorneys argued that the lawsuit either be dismissed or moved to Florida, where the encounter took place.

But U.S. District Judge John R. Padova refused, saying Magolon can proceed in Pennsylvania.

"She, her fiance (who was a witness to the alleged assault), and her treating doctors are all located in Pennsylvania," Padova wrote in a Dec. 29 ruling.

Disney also has greater resources to try the case in Pennsylvania than Magolon does to try it in Florida, he said.

Magolon does not have a listed phone number, and her lawyer did not immediately return the Associated Press' calls for comment Monday on the ruling. Disney will comment only through the court proceedings, Walt Disney World spokeswoman Andrea Finger said.
The moral of this is: 


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jueves, 30 de diciembre de 2010

Trapped!

More or less, this is the tape of the tale:
Obvious trap is obvious
Girl met boy, they arrange a weedding, they don't consumated their union because religious issues of him, and then...

A woman in India, Minati Khatua, 26, disappointed extraordinary. After living for a year with her “husband” finally proved his suspicions, the husband that have been married is woman.

Minati and his family feel very cheated by Sitakant Routray, 28 years, women who claimed to be a man and then marry Minati. “He’s very good at taking care of all members of my family, so they all agree he’s married to me,” said Minati as quoted from page Annanova yesterday.

Such as weddings in general in India, claiming Sitakant men get various dowry, including cars, gold jewelry and cash of about 350 pounds.

After marriage, Minati suspicious, because Sitakant always avoid physical contact including related as husband and wife. He always reasoned undergoing religious rituals and vow to not having sex. “I always try and unpack that he was a man, but failed many times,” she said.

One day, Minati determined to uncover the secrets the “husband”, when he was in the shower, Minati forcibly dismantle the bathroom door. “What was feared has been proved, she is a woman,” said Minati.

Interested in this case was immediately reported to the police because they feel cheated. Inspector Jyotimarya Hota confirmed police were dealing with this fraud case.
Too bad gurl, too bad.

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viernes, 10 de diciembre de 2010

Shitty art

That's right!
China: what’s going on there? It’ not weird anymore see this kind of extreme art, but check how the situation turns ridiculous when the Chinese government got involved:
Zhu Cheng, one of China's most famous and talented sculptors, has helped nine of his art students to create a replica of Venus de Milo out of excrements.
Now, I know we've had quite a few strange art mediums here at Oddity Central, from garbage to chewing gum, but excrement has to be the weirdest one yet, by a long shot. Zhu Cheng helped and direct a team of nine art students to recreate the Venus de Milo statue out of feces. Now, the source doesn't actually specify if we're talking about animal or human excrements, but I'm pretty sure it's the last one…A symbol of beauty created from something so disgusting, the idea is pretty cool, but I can't help but be grossed out by the thought of having to mold feces into a statue with your hands.
And you can see in the photos, the excrement-made Venus de Milo is encased in a transparent box, to protect it, and make sure the smell of crap doesn't drive everyone away from the exhibition at Henan Art Museum in Zhengzhou city, China.
But the most unbelievable thing about this "shity" statue of Venus de Milo is that it was actually bought by a Swiss art collector, for a staggering 300,000 yuan ($ 45,113).
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lunes, 29 de noviembre de 2010

Oh shi...

I found this entry about two differents situation about a same problem and how two goverments deal with it.

Taken from The Daily Mail:

They are both the feckless fathers of a legion of children by many different women.

In Britain, Keith Macdonald is a jobless 25-year-old who has produced up to 15 children by 14 mothers, costing the taxpayer at least £1.5million in benefits.

In America, Howard Veal has fathered 23 children by 14 women, and owes an astonishing $533,000 – that’s £337,000 – in child support payments.

But while their shameless lifestyles may be equally unappealing, there is one thing that separates them.

As Macdonald continues to live an easy, workless life in Britain, his American counterpart is beginning a four-year prison sentence for failing to support his offspring.

In an impassioned outburst unlikely to be heard from a British judge, Veal was told he was an ‘insult to every responsible father who sacrifices to provide for their children’ by Michigan judge Denis Lieber.

Branding 44-year-old Veal a ‘poster child for irresponsibility’, Judge Lieber added: ‘Animals procreate, human beings are supposed to nurture their children. When you create a human being, I think you have a fundamental responsibility to provide for that child with necessities like food, clothing and shelter.’
The judge was so appalled that he far exceeded the sentencing guidelines, which called for Veal, from Muskegon, Michigan, to receive no more than six months in the county jail.

In Britain, Macdonald has eight children with another two on the way, all by different mothers. Since his story emerged last week, however, other women have come forward to claim he has up to 15 children.

He receives incapacity benefit for a bad back of up to £68.95 plus £44 a week for income support. He rarely works and contributes just £5 a week to support each child.

Unlike Veal, he has not been pursued for missing his child support payments. But their cases are very similar in other respects.
Like Macdonald, Veal has barely worked over the years, instead choosing to live largely on benefits. When he had a job for a few months last year, some money was taken from his wage to pay for his children, but it barely made a dent in what he owed.

His jailing followed a guilty plea he made in July to owing Sherri Black, the mother of two of his children, more than $60,000 (£38,000) in child support.
In seven years, Veal had paid just $87.75 (£55) for the two children, now aged 16 and 11.
Like Macdonald, Veal told the court he was contributing money from his unemployment benefit and had never refused to pay.

However, Mitchell Wood, Michigan’s assistant attorney general, had recommended that Veal’s behaviour justified a jail sentence because he was unlikely ever to make substantial inroads into what he owes, especially as there remain 14 outstanding cases against him.

In Britain, parents who refuse to pay can be jailed for up to six weeks, although they can get out as soon as they hand over the money.

The Child Support Agency, which stresses that the measure is a ‘last resort’, says that between November 2008 and October 2009, 800 offenders were given immediate or suspended prison sentences.

The CSA – which does not need to receive a complaint over non-payment to take action – can also confiscate the non-payer’s cars and motorbikes, take away his driving licence and remove money directly from his bank account.

However, the agency has been dogged by complaints about long delays, errors and failing to take action against offenders.

In 2006, the National Audit Office found that the CSA was spending 70p collecting every £1 of child maintenance from absent parents.

A House of Commons report last year warned that the cases of 275,000 parents waiting for child maintenance remain stuck in the CSA’s inadequate computer system.

Next year, responsibility for collecting child support will be transferred to the new Child Maintenance Enforcement Commission.

In the U.S., parents face fines and property confiscation and can even have their passport withheld along with their driving licence.

They can also be jailed for up to six months, although – as in Veal’s case – this is only a guideline.

Critics of the U.S. system say jailing non-payers only adds to the state’s burden. Sherri Black agreed, saying: ‘I’m pleased he’s been jailed but I’d rather have him pay the money. Now my taxes will go to support him in prison.’

Last night Norman Wells, of Family and Youth Concern, said: ‘Whether or not a prison sentence is the most appropriate sanction, there can be little doubt that we are far too complacent about feckless fathers in the UK.

‘We need to send out a clear message that fathers are far more than sperm donors and make them take proper responsibility for the children they have a part in bringing into the world.’

Guess what? He choose you


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viernes, 5 de noviembre de 2010

Fucking town

(No) Fucking, AustriaSome dude cross a red line on the sign kjd via FlickrWe take this entry of our spanish version, surely you know about a little town in Austria named Fucking, well, the citizens of Fucking (LOL) are tired of the prank calls made by english speaking trolls
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