If you could love your job a half of she does it

:D

Let me introduce you Nat Garvey, this gal has one of the most rewarding jobs on earth: Sex Toys Tester, yeah srly, Nat (24) receive every week a package a box plenty of sex toy with their appliances with a stack of paper where she give a qualification on the performance of the equipments, then she sends back the box, wait for the next one and so on, for this job she get a paycheck of about 40k dollars.

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The late husband said he’ll be back

Looks like don Lucio will have a BBQ on his place. Image by {El Gris} via Flickr

At least don Lucio Yacue said that to his wife, doña Alba señora de Yacue, when he died at the tender age of 61, doña Alba then prepared everything for his come back didn’t bury him, she just told to a local funeral parlor that she wanted a very private burial ceremony at her garden, but already she only wrapped the corpse with some bed sheets and sat down waiting for the arrival of her husband.

But he does not come back, the decaying body of don Lucio start to expel a sweet odor, the whole block storm into a complaining mass on it, some people of the government arrived to the Yacue home and the rest is history.

The drama happen at the small town of La Umbría, Colombia.   

In Russia lolis rape you

There are some... interesting night clubs for kids at Russia.

Oh yeah, that's true, there isn't any trick here.
Sure!

Summarizing:

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Lego bricks were sh…

Some fuckers at Legoland¹ decided to have some lulz on Monday morning by playing a prank on the amusement park's general manager.

Those MF replaced the Volvo of his boss with brick version of his car using around more than 200k Lego bricks.

The prank was so awesome that their boss forgiven them and even there are some people who believes that this prank was in fact some kind of Guerrilla MKT fad. Very plausible, ¿can you think that these guys just thought: “Monday morning, first to do: Make a Volvo XC90 with Lego bricks”?

Anyway, the car is a masterpiece.

¹ Not confuse with Legolas.

Etiquetas de Technorati: prank,lulz,Lego,marketing guerrilla

 

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Where on the earth I am?

Uy. Image by αℓєχαи∂яα via Flickr

The chances seems to indicate that you lil’ homie.

Basically an emperor penguin finished at a NZ shore after a wild party.

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Racism, anti-semitism, fascism, and The Smurfs

Image by peterkellystudios via FlickrRacism, anti-semitism, fascism, and The Smurfs - Boing Boing: From the creators of How to Read Donald Duck.
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The Rape Stove

The kitchen never was so hot, mwahahahaha.

When we wake up...

NO JESUS, I DON’T WANNA GO TO HEAVEN

This blog  was still here (like all of us).

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Holly cow

D8 Image via WikipediaAccording to this, a nutty guy walked in 4 feet  into a market in a cow costume, take some milk (26 gallons or 92 bucks, what you prefer) and then he just ran out of the place, too bad that police were around.

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Be careful about your pranks

An unsuccessful troll named Matthew Wade Douglas Jr. was pwned all the way by The Man in this fashion:

The unsuccessful troll make some calls to the 911claiming that, althought he took  hard sex in a large quantity from his girlfriend, he couldn't relax his tool because of the massive amount of viagra that he do and gave the direction of his XGF.

SUCKER!

The emergency services arrived to the exgirlfriend's home and she obviously didn't have an idea of what happen, but then one of the paramedicals asked for a record of the prank call, she listen it and recognised her not-so-beloved ex's voice.

You can figure it out the rest.

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This explain a lot of things

Ура Товарищ! Image by LostBob Photos via FlickrI stole it shamelessly from Teh Daily Telegraph, and I quote:

Beer to be classified as alcohol for first time in Russia.

Since this spring has arrived in a very warm fashion, I fell some envy of the russians because... man, can you imagine a massive country where beer is was a special sort of beverage just like colas, teas and cool coffees?  

The whole articule is over here >>.

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Sniffers dogs usually fail

According to a 2010 Chicago Tribune public-records examination of suburban Chicago traffic-stop drug searches, they found a funny fact: that sniffer dogs are usually wrong; a 56 percent of all positive signals by dogs yielded no contraband and also the 73 percent failure if the driver was Hispanic.

What would intails this? Have dogs a biased and/or opinated way to do their job or it's just that hispanics tend to smell like drugs because of some enviromental reasons?

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Butthurt in Mexico

During the BBC’s show Top Gears,  their hosts make some fun on Mexicans:

Some should told them about how popular they are were in Mexico.

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Nothing to add

Why should I?

(New York, NY)  --  The founder of WikiLeaks says he enjoys seeing banks on edge, thinking they may be the next targets of his website.
  
In an interview on CBS TV's "60 Minutes," Julian Assange says, quote, "I think its great. We have all these banks squirming, thinking maybe it's them."  CBS released a partial transcipt ahead of Sunday's broadcast of the interview.
 
Assange has published U.S. diplomatic and military secrets. He told "60 Minutes" that he expects U.S. retaliation but that the American government is incapable of taking down his website.
  
Assange talked with "60 Minutes" reporter Steve Kroft who spent two days with him on the grounds of the private residence in England where he is under house arrest.
  
Assange is trying to block attempts to extradite him to Sweden to answer allegations of sexual assault.
  
(Copyright 2011 by VERTEXNews/Newsroom Solutions)

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Rednecks issues

Hurr Hurr Hurr Image by Getty Images via @daylifeThat's right, pals.

According BayNews9.com at St. Petersburg, Joe Capes and Ronald Richards, denizen of the fancy trailer-park named Safety Harbor, Florida, were fighting each other when the sheriff's deputies arrived to the place and removed Capes for assaulting Richards.

Why this righteous pair were bitterly feuded? Because they're arguing over whether the late country singer Conway Twitty was gay. [

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USA guys, WTF?

Honestly, why you're letting your country burns pointlessly?

Some time ago, I read about this trend: Dumb people are prompter to have babies (and tend to have more) than smart people.

Soon USA will be Latin America and Europe, Eurabia.

LULZ

Enjoy the Pic.

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