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martes, 31 de mayo de 2011
lunes, 24 de enero de 2011
Rednecks issues
Hurr Hurr Hurr Image by Getty Images via @daylifeThat's right, pals.According BayNews9.com at St. Petersburg, Joe Capes and Ronald Richards, denizen of the fancy trailer-park named Safety Harbor, Florida, were fighting each other when the sheriff's deputies arrived to the place and removed Capes for assaulting Richards.
Why this righteous pair were bitterly feuded? Because they're arguing over whether the late country singer Conway Twitty was gay. [
sábado, 15 de enero de 2011
USA guys, WTF?
Honestly, why you're letting your country burns pointlessly?
Some time ago, I read about this trend: Dumb people are prompter to have babies (and tend to have more) than smart people.
Soon USA will be Latin America and Europe, Eurabia.
Enjoy the Pic.
Some time ago, I read about this trend: Dumb people are prompter to have babies (and tend to have more) than smart people.
Soon USA will be Latin America and Europe, Eurabia.
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| LULZ |
sábado, 20 de noviembre de 2010
Burger King being Burger King
Yummy WikipediaWhat do you expect from a fast food parlor? More or less this:Sacramento, Nov 18 (THAINDIAN NEWS) A man was stunned to the core when he had a “F*** you” instead of the usual “Thank you” on his Burger King. The degrading words did appear twice on the bill and the man, Francisco Perez expressed his disgust for those words.
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| Mandatory |
Perez went to the Sacramento drive thru for the cheeseburger and ended up spending some $9.22 on food and drinks at the eatery. He realized that something was wrong when he saw the words “F*** you’ at where the customer number should have been. Perez revealed later that he was embarrassed by the whole episode and claimed that he did nothing to provoke the workers at the place.
A rep of Burger King called Perez on late Wednesday and offered him vouchers for free food at their various restaurants. Perez however indicated that he refused the gesture. He indicated that he might not eat at the Burger King again and was considering taking legal action against the restaurant for the humiliation. He did not indicate if the company acknowledged responsibility for the incident. It seems the company believes that the incident was caused by group of employees.
Burger King has dismissed several of its staff for the incident.Enjoy teh whopper, faggits X)
viernes, 19 de noviembre de 2010
People failing at life
Check this out: A man among the men named Brian Eno Henio did this lulzy thing:
The Associated Press
Tuesday, November 9, 2010; 5:37 PM
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| Why me? |
Tuesday, November 9, 2010; 5:37 PM
PHOENIX -- An Arizona man accused of hurling oranges at parked planes was caught red-handed after police found him in an orange grove smelling of spray paint.
The Arizona Republic says Brian Henio was booked on suspicion of possession of a vapor releasing substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and trespassing.
Police say officers responding to a disturbance call at Falcon Field municipal airport in Mesa found the 33-year-old man in the grove next to the airport, holding a green jug to his lips.
Officers say they recognized the smell of spray paint and noticed paint on Henio's upper lip.
Police say Henio admitted to sniffing spray paint. He also admitted to throwing oranges at the planes, and said he didn't know why it was a big deal.
Mesa is one of the cities that make up the metropolitan Phoenix area.
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Information from: The Arizona Republic,http:/
Police say officers responding to a disturbance call at Falcon Field municipal airport in Mesa found the 33-year-old man in the grove next to the airport, holding a green jug to his lips.
Officers say they recognized the smell of spray paint and noticed paint on Henio's upper lip.
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| Because... |
Mesa is one of the cities that make up the metropolitan Phoenix area.
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Information from: The Arizona Republic,http:/
viernes, 12 de noviembre de 2010
Finishing your pain right to the root
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| Not anymore my friend :( |
That was fucking generous of them.
The decision, which the foundation said is not supported by the international scientific literature, was published in the prominent Athens aforementioned newspaper and reported by the U.S. news site DailyCaller.com. the October 11 of this Year of the Lord 2010.
jueves, 11 de noviembre de 2010
I gunna sold ya mah baybee
Funny Shit BroAccording to Reuters, and I quote:MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida woman was charged with trying to sell her infant son in order to pay for a new car, police said Tuesday.
The baby's grandmother brokered the deal and initially demanded $75,000 but agreed to cut the price to $30,000 when told the prospective buyer could not get a bank loan, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) said.The mother of the eight-week-old boy, Stephanie Bigbee Fleming, 22, of Bradenton, Florida, was to receive $9,000 of the proceeds, the FDLE said.
"Fleming planned to purchase a new vehicle from the money received," an FDLE spokeswoman said.
Fleming also needed money to pay court costs for an unrelated probation violation, the arrest documents said.
Fleming was arrested Tuesday. The grandmother, Patty Bigbee, 45, was arrested last week with her boyfriend Lawrence Works, 42, both of Holly Hill, Florida. All three were charged with the illegal sale of a child, and Bigbee was also charged with communications fraud, the department said.
The arrest report said Bigbee offered to sell the baby to a female relative in October, explaining she had been caring for her grandchild but "was not mother material."
The relative alerted police and worked with them during the negotiations. Bigbee and Works were arrested when they collected a $30,000 cashier's check and handed over the baby to an undercover agent in a Daytona Beach parking lot, police said.
Herpa Derpa
The baby remains in state custody.
miércoles, 3 de noviembre de 2010
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