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lunes, 19 de marzo de 2012
If you could love your job a half of she does it
jueves, 10 de noviembre de 2011
The late husband said he’ll be back
Looks like don Lucio will have a BBQ on his place. Image by {El Gris} via Flickr
At least don Lucio Yacue said that to his wife, doña Alba señora de Yacue, when he died at the tender age of 61, doña Alba then prepared everything for his come back didn’t bury him, she just told to a local funeral parlor that she wanted a very private burial ceremony at her garden, but already she only wrapped the corpse with some bed sheets and sat down waiting for the arrival of her husband.
But he does not come back, the decaying body of don Lucio start to expel a sweet odor, the whole block storm into a complaining mass on it, some people of the government arrived to the Yacue home and the rest is history.
The drama happen at the small town of La Umbría, Colombia.
viernes, 23 de septiembre de 2011
In Russia lolis rape you
Oh yeah, that's true, there isn't any trick here.
Sure!
Summarizing:
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domingo, 17 de julio de 2011
Do you know her?
martes, 28 de junio de 2011
Lego bricks were sh…
Some fuckers at Legoland1 decided to have some lulz on Monday morning by playing a prank on the amusement park's general manager.
Those MF replaced the Volvo of his boss with brick version of his car using around more than 200k Lego bricks.
The prank was so awesome that their boss forgiven them and even there are some people who believes that this prank was in fact some kind of Guerrilla MKT fad. Very plausible, ¿can you think that these guys just thought: “Monday morning, first to do: Make a Volvo XC90 with Lego bricks”?
Anyway, the car is a masterpiece.
1 Not confuse with Legolas.
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martes, 21 de junio de 2011
Where on the earth I am?
Uy. Image by αℓєχαи∂яα via Flickr
The chances seems to indicate that you lil’ homie.
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martes, 7 de junio de 2011
Partyvan tyme!
So if you're a hacker, trust no one.
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Racism, anti-semitism, fascism, and The Smurfs
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martes, 31 de mayo de 2011
sábado, 21 de mayo de 2011
When we wake up...
| NO JESUS, I DON’T WANNA GO TO HEAVEN |
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lunes, 2 de mayo de 2011
Holly cow
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jueves, 21 de abril de 2011
Sweet Puzzy Killyah
1.- She put poison into her privates.
2.- She invited her boyfriend to her home.
3.- She said: "Eat me fothermucker"
4.- ????
5.- Free at last!!!
But this guy noted the unnatural smell expeled from the Y and rapidly go to a doctor, zeh doctor washed his stomach and Police arrived to the home of the girl to ask some questions.
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lunes, 28 de marzo de 2011
A forever-lasting memory
Eric Cantona, one of the finest football players of the 90’s and the second greatest troll on this sport (only behind Maradona) claim that his most joyful memory of his career was that one when he gave to a Crystal Palace
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sábado, 26 de marzo de 2011
Be careful about your pranks
The unsuccessful troll make some calls to the 911claiming that, althought he took hard sex in a large quantity from his girlfriend, he couldn't relax his tool because of the massive amount of viagra that he do and gave the direction of his XGF.
| SUCKER! |
You can figure it out the rest.
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viernes, 25 de marzo de 2011
This explain a lot of things
Beer to be classified as alcohol for first time in Russia.Since this spring has arrived in a very warm fashion, I fell some envy of the russians because... man, can you imagine a massive country where beer
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miércoles, 16 de marzo de 2011
Take this you evil blogger!
According with some friends of mine, this world is even more close to the total destruction since a blogger is guilty because he told the true.
The blogger, named Johnny Northside Hoff, wrote on his blog about guy named Jerry Moore and linked him in a "high-profile mortgage fraud". Due to this post Jerry got fired and then he sued Johnny, a Jury in Hennepin County agree with Jerry and now Johnny owe 35k bucks for lost wages and $25k bucks for emotional distress. (The Heck...!)
Note that the blogger had evidence of his accusations and could prove his statements, but this Jury was more concerned about the mental health of Jerry.
Guises, this world is running out of luck, specially the States. :/
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domingo, 27 de febrero de 2011
Why the gossip shows?
To much for guys like this one Image via Wikipedia
Because -according to The Wall Street Journal, February 7, 2011- those who want a license to apply shampoo in Texas need 150 hours of training, with 100 hours in "theory and practice of shampooing," including a study of "neck anatomy."
Also, in California you will need a year-long training to be a barber, in Alabama a 750-hour schooling standard for a manicurist license and in Michigan you need 500 practice hours for performing massages.
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Sniffers dogs usually fail
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miércoles, 2 de febrero de 2011
Butthurt in Mexico
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