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NO JESUS, I DON’T WANNA GO TO HEAVEN

This blog  was still here (like all of us).

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Holly cow

D8 Image via WikipediaAccording to this, a nutty guy walked in 4 feet  into a market in a cow costume, take some milk (26 gallons or 92 bucks, what you prefer) and then he just ran out of the place, too bad that police were around.

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