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lunes, 19 de marzo de 2012
If you could love your job a half of she does it
jueves, 10 de noviembre de 2011
The late husband said he’ll be back
Looks like don Lucio will have a BBQ on his place. Image by {El Gris} via Flickr
At least don Lucio Yacue said that to his wife, doña Alba señora de Yacue, when he died at the tender age of 61, doña Alba then prepared everything for his come back didn’t bury him, she just told to a local funeral parlor that she wanted a very private burial ceremony at her garden, but already she only wrapped the corpse with some bed sheets and sat down waiting for the arrival of her husband.
But he does not come back, the decaying body of don Lucio start to expel a sweet odor, the whole block storm into a complaining mass on it, some people of the government arrived to the Yacue home and the rest is history.
The drama happen at the small town of La Umbría, Colombia.
viernes, 23 de septiembre de 2011
In Russia lolis rape you
Oh yeah, that's true, there isn't any trick here.
Sure!
Summarizing:
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domingo, 17 de julio de 2011
Do you know her?
martes, 28 de junio de 2011
Lego bricks were sh…
Some fuckers at Legoland1 decided to have some lulz on Monday morning by playing a prank on the amusement park's general manager.
Those MF replaced the Volvo of his boss with brick version of his car using around more than 200k Lego bricks.
The prank was so awesome that their boss forgiven them and even there are some people who believes that this prank was in fact some kind of Guerrilla MKT fad. Very plausible, ¿can you think that these guys just thought: “Monday morning, first to do: Make a Volvo XC90 with Lego bricks”?
Anyway, the car is a masterpiece.
1 Not confuse with Legolas.
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martes, 21 de junio de 2011
Where on the earth I am?
Uy. Image by αℓєχαи∂яα via Flickr
The chances seems to indicate that you lil’ homie.
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martes, 7 de junio de 2011
Partyvan tyme!
So if you're a hacker, trust no one.
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